for all the awkward turtles out there
my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter
and
their faces jesus
Easter is a special time, cheep cheep
Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep
Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕
(via amandah-pandah)
who remembers!?
braceface…my life is complicated, boyfriend…don’t want to talk about it…teenage, i’ll work it out in the end….BRACEFACE
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
(Source: purgeahontas, via i-was-pooping-when-i)
either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting
(Source: probablyharrison, via thatsnotwatyourmomsaid)
- guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
- guys: ew, fat chicks
- guys: ew, skinny chicks
- guys: ew
I don’t understand why it’s socially unacceptable for me to just say “Excuse me, my uterus is currently weeping tears of blood for my unconceived child.”
(via societyinmypants)
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
(via meandmycuriosity)
